Here Goes Nothing

Mon, 15 Aug 2005 23:52:14 +0200

Monday 15th August 2005

Two months ago I was dumped, I loved him, he was my best friend and I thought my soul mate. I obviously wasn’t that to him.

We had problems, but instead of attempting to fix them, he jumped ship. Well to be specific he jumped ship onto a small very fast speedboat and is sailing to the other end of the country…Now don’t get me wrong, I love him dearly, and we are trying to remain friends, as I truly want that and think he does too…Its just hard

As for me, well I had to move back home to my parents, friendless, jobless, without my man, but with a huge amount of debt and no career…. I am screwed, heartbroken, confused and basically there is nothing left in me. My soul has gone, I want to give up. But as with all of life’s trials I must go on.

Now comes the good bit, the day I moved back home, my ex told me what his perfect partner would be (part of it was me part of it wasn’t) and for the last two months this list has stuck with me.

Blue prints for his perfect woman

1. Independent, with a good social circle
2. Fun, witty, flirty
3. Show’s feeling without crying or getting angry all the time
4. Allows time apart doing own things
5. Debt free
6. An enjoyable career that earns a decent amount of money
7. Angelina Jolie

So this is the question I have decided to answer… can I be perfect? .. CAN ANYONE BE PERFECT? Is there a blueprint that women can follow to keep that man, that marriage and her sanity….
In the next year, I will research, what a perfect woman is, and will attempt with no unnatural help to become the worlds first perfect woman.

I will know the rules of the most popular sports.
I will learn to cook, sew and clean properly.
I will have a job that is respected, that I love, that pays a decent wage.
I will become debt-free.
I will tone my body to perfection, have perfect hair, nails, teeth and skin.
I will be the girl next door sweet with the hidden depths of a whore.
I will dress perfectly for every occasion.
I will attend counselling sessions in order to express myself with out flying into a rage or crying uncontrollably.
I will learn to massage/dance and play computer games.
I will not drink till I am sick, but only until I am flirty and fun.
I will have a close group of friends that I see often, but who do not bitch and complain about men all the time.
I will be independent, and not worry about my “ biological ticking clock”
I will stay me but with a few improvements.

Most importantly, I will by means of a diary, this blogg, photos and a video camera capture everything as I go.

Now please don’t get me wrong, this is not about getting my ex back, that wont happen, he gave up, this is merely to see if what he and so many other people want can exist ( that’s women as well ) because if it doesn’t, we need to start re-thinking our ideals…. Or when the end comes we will all be thinking...." ahh bugger! "

And if it does exist…well then I wont be single very long will I?

Wish me luck

Comments

The Perfect Woman

Here Goes Nothing